my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
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"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."
— (via entflohen)
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"I did not intend to get this drunk"
— Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
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